"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." ― Charles M. Schulz
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." ― J.R.R. Tolkien
"This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man." ― William Shakespeare, Hamlet
"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." ― Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!" ― Scott Adams
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." ― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." ― Orson Welles
"Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave; be strong; take your pills. Exercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds. Eat when food itself disgusts you. Reason with yourself when you have lost your reason." ― Andrew Solomon, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." ― Mahatma Gandhi
"Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious." ― Ruth Reichl
"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart." ― Erma Bombeck
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food." ― George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem." ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." ― W.C. Fields
"Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food." ― Hippocrates
"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement" ― Jess C Scott
"I could have killed you." "Or I could have killed you," Percy said. Jason shrugged. "If there'd been an ocean in Kansas, maybe." "I don't need an ocean—" "Boys," Annabeth interrupted, "I'm sure you both would've been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest." Food first," Percy said. "Please?" ― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
"Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice." ― Mary Berry
"Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken." ― M.F.K. Fisher
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing." ― Joss Whedon
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook." ― Julia Child
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!" ― Roald Dahl
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising." ― Meg Cabot, Big Boned
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie." ― David Mamet, Boston Marriage
"Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha." ― James Patterson
"What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow." ― A.A. Milne
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